Tumble these nutzz! lol

kajpaj:

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Teodora

Weighing in at a hefty 11 kilos (57,500 carats), the world’s largest faceted ‘emerald’ was mined in Brazil and cut in India. Its name is Portuguese for gift of god.

no this is a dragon egg

(Source: atomstargazer, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ruinedchildhood:

collegehumor:

90’s Cartoons With Drug Problems Will Take You to Nightmaretown

Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again.

this is not ok

(via dianacarolinaaaa)

NSFW ASKS
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

insightincitein-sight:

LOOKS LIKE Mr and Mrs I.I.I WILL BE PLAYING LEAP FROG THIS WEEKEND!!!

Probably the only position on here Mr and Mrs I.I.I have never tried….

(Source: epubbud.com, via darren0sexual0sophie)

thatamandagurrl:

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

This makes me happy every time I see it.

(Source: vatandasinbiri, via nightmarecreature)

rebel-nextdoor:

rapedolls:

suicidegirls:

Hey Tumblr! Do you want to win a 1 year membership to suicidegirls.com? All you have to do is reblog this photo for a chance to win!
Winners will be chosen Friday, December 13th.
Must be 18 years old to win.

Yes please!

yessss

rebel-nextdoor:

rapedolls:

suicidegirls:

Hey Tumblr! Do you want to win a 1 year membership to suicidegirls.com? All you have to do is reblog this photo for a chance to win!

Winners will be chosen Friday, December 13th.

Must be 18 years old to win.

Yes please!

yessss

krystalmeth:

underreacting:

just-living-la-vida-spooky:

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
like
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED


OMG

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 DA D IS DA TOPPING OF DA DAY

krystalmeth:

underreacting:

just-living-la-vida-spooky:

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED

like

oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED

OMG

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 DA D IS DA TOPPING OF DA DAY

(via tease-me-please-me)